The Book
CONFESSIONS OF A SERIAL MASTURBATOR
AKA "COASM"

This is the inspiring tale of  how mild mannered, utterly lonely,  socially inept, bookkeeper, Breezy Deigh,  transforms her stiff and stifled, lackluster existence,  to  become a  bona fide masturbation cult hero.  

Breezy has the same frustrations many people share;  an unfulfilling job, humdrum social life,  and a non existent love  life, all tepidly spinning in a maddening cycle of work, sleep and bouts of TV dependency.

She also had another frustration that many women share - she's never truly had an orgasm.

A budding friendship, with coworkers Cinderella and Gia, leads to a chance encounter with "Pumpkin Eater Peter,"  the man who would bring her to her first heart stopping,  breath taking, and completely addictive climax. 

Her crave to orgasm leads to an evening of frustration, a trip to a toy store, and with the assistance of a dildo fairy, so starts Breezy's  obsession with masturbation, which  sends her on journey of self exploration,  that will change her life, and the lives of many others.   Along the way,  she opens up to the possibilities of love,  gets caught in the act, is tripped up by a masturbation  misunderstanding, and falls victim to false accusations that will forever alter her life, and  catapult her from a super average nine to fiver,  to  the most infamous masturbator the world has ever seen.

"Rain Dance" by Isso Productions